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Old 07-02-2008, 09:13 PM
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Quick sprint humiliates Cayenne Turbo

Ever have a ***** just HAVE to get ahead of you into a turn lane?

It happens alot on the mean streets I drive, and since this particular ***** was driving a Cayenne Turbo, I decided he could fall in behind me since I had already passed him once in normal driving and he was in the wrong lane to make a turn. So we're lined up at the stoplight, at red, with him on my left, with about an 1/8th of a mile to the next light where we both wanted to make a right turn. The light turns green and I hear him seriously gun it as he tries to get a jump on me and cut me off by moving into my lane to make the turn up ahead. Not gonna happen.

I give the throttle a blast and easily stay ahead of him. Seeing he's not going to pass, he falls in behind me and then proceeds to illegally cut through a hotel parking lot to get to the street we're supposed to turn onto. For him, a lesson learned. For me, a childish but worthwhile experience.
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nice...I had a Ford Lightning try that stunt on me. The Pcar must not have known that you had some muscle under the hood.
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
my jesus always says, "mash the go pedal."
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I always get that..some hoopy struggles to get in front of me and cut me off for no reason....most of the time i let it slide since half the people around here are probably driving around uninsured.
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
Amen!
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
my jesus says, humiliate his ***.
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my jesus says, humiliate his ***.
That's not Jesus speaking! That's jesus.
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my jesus always says, "mash the go pedal."
Mine says "Mash thine pedal my son, unleash vengeance on plebeians!"
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Whenever I'm put in those situations....... I always ask myself, "What would Rock do?" WWRD
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That's right, F you P truck!
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KOMPRESSOR > Turbo
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KOMPRESSOR > Turbo
Only in this situation, lol!!
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If he was being an a$$, you should've gone just fast enough so he couldn't get in front of you, but slow enough so he couldn't drop in behind you
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i had the same thing happen today, only i was in the m3 instead of the e55 and some idiot asian kid who looked to still be in HS was driving his moms C230 Kompressor.

there is contruction 1/8 a mile ahead and 2 lanes merge into 1. needless to say, he got pwnt. didnt even turn off traction control to do the pwning.
for you bay area/cupertino folks.

bollinger between miller and blaney. =)

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